I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
disappeared into the night
STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I F*CKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER F*CKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING F*CKING BASEMENT GOD F*CKING DAMMIT
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT